Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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