finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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