You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
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