i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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