I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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