Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
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