normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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