I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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