Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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