Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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