THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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