Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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