i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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