Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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