We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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