Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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