Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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