I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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