Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
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