hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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