69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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