I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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