Having a random hookup so left but love u
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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