should my penis look like a turkey
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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