You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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