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The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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