So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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