why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
no you cant smoke seaweed
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
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