Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
