did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
We named our party play list daddy issues
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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