Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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