I'm really into asian looking animals
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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