Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I forget how to act sober
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