talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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