Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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