I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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