i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
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