never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Is it penis luge time yet?
Are we still banned from the library?
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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