he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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