those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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