I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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