so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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