do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I don't want my vagina anymore.
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