would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
You ate ashes out of my bong
why is half of my head shaved?
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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