maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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