dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
ok first of all what the fuck
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