Non-Jews are for practice
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Randomize
