Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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