Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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