it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
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